Attendendo i VMA 2008.. I Touched a .. ^^

In attesa dei Video Music Awards 2008 dove ci sarà il ritorno della Britta, di Xtina e "forse" il bacio Lello tra la Lohan e la Katy (lo canta da un po' e ha deciso di farlo sul serio mò?!), ho deciso di postare un video troppo meraviglioso. E' la parodia di I Kissed a Girl di Katy Perry. Non è di facile comprensione per tutti (è in inglese)per cui ho postato di seguito pure il Testo. EnjoyIt!

I Touched a Wiener

This was never the way I planned
Not in the playbook
I was QB, football in hand
Making a play call
Football's not that gay
Tackle some guys in tights
I'm bi-curious
So I hiked the football

I touched a guy's weener and I liked it
The touch of that padded penis
I touched a guy's weener just to try it
It actually felt sorta cool
It felt so veiny
I took a bite
I touched a penis tonite
I touched a guy's weener and I liked it
I touched it!

No, I don't know the center's name
It doesn't matter
It's more than just a pick-up game
It's touching a stranger
Vag' is cool
So is dick!
I could never find that clit
Yet it's quite easy to find a poppin boner!

I touched a guy's weener and I liked it
The taste of those cherry testes
I touched a guy's weener just to try it
It actually felt sorta cool
It felt so veiny
I took a bite
I played it like Rainbow Bright
I touched a guy's weener and I liked it
I touched it!

Us gays we are so magical
Tight shirts leather pants, so huggable
Lisps - we can't resist so bang-able
Tom Cruise!
Michael Jackson!
Ain't no big deal to touch lil' boys

I touched a guy's weener and I liked it
The smell of that throbbin' skin flute
I touched a guy's weener just to try it
It actually felt sorta cool
It felt so veiny
Then it ignite
When I flew the balls like a kite
I touched a guy's weener and I liked it
I touched it!

Non è Meraviglioso?!

"oh dolce melodia sprigioni vita e.. Mi fai cantare forte un messaggio d'amore.."